It had always been about the fucking. For Nicolette Vampskin, it had always been about the sex. At least it was, until a chance one-night stand with the tall frontman of White Coffin turned her entire world upside down. Now she’s in love with a vampire half her age, blackmailed by her boss, and her music journalism career was spiraling out of control. What happened to the once proud fang-whore who was content to fuck half the vampire bands in the country? Yeah, it’s all pervy fun until someone ends up dead.